10 most popular lies on the Internet
The most commonly heard phrases on the internet, Lets look at a logical translation of the same. - Coming Soon: Don't know when, probably never ...
- Free: Use it it for free now, we give you annoying popups to pay later
- No strings attached: We know you distrust us for a good reason
- Copyright 2008: This site might be abandoned but runs a script that updates the year in the copyright notice
- Interesting photos: Stolen images, I just don’t know anything about them besides that they were popular elsewhere so they must be “interesting” ... lol
- Make money online: Click our ads, we get commission from these affiliate networks
- Privacy: We just use your data for advertising, if the NSA, CIA, FBI, GOP, DIY asks us and once another company buys us we can sell our user database
- Click here: Yes, we know you are new to the Internet
- Is now Open Source: ...but so complicated that you would end up paying $$$ for help on HOW TO USE IT
- I make $5000 from my site every month: .. Yes, thats y you have listed it for sale on sedo
- Social: This will transform your social life into a virtual computer game
And if you didn't really notice, there are 11 translations above, instead of 10. (probably another lie making it 12)
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Tags: internet humour
